Putting the ‘I’ in SINGLE.

A lot of you already know, but incase you don’t…THIS SASSY ASS GAL IS SINGLE.

Cheers to that sistah.

So like, I’m totally over the whole “crying into my pillow and stuffing my face with chocolate” phase.

Well…maybe not the chocolate part. But the tears are big fat NOPE.

And y’know what? Being single is actually GOD DAMN FUN.

I’m having the time of my life, and a few weeks ago…I really wouldn’t have thought I would be.

So here’s my top 10 tips on how to be the happiest single that I just know you can be.


In other words, basically date your friends. Being in a relationship can sometimes distract you away from knowing just how amazing your friends are. Organise a wine night, order a takeaway, spam the group chat…you know the drill. Ya girls or your bro’s are what truly matter. 

2) Shake your booty all around the dance floor.

YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. Did you know that shaking your bum releases positive hormones into your blood stream? Okay, that was a lie. BUT IT MAKES YOU FEEL PRETTY DOWN RIGHT FABULOUS, so do it anyway.

3) Eat Pizza.

Pizza cures all. Need I say more?

4) Download cringey dating apps.

Tinder…bleurgh. Although y’know what? It’s actually quite hilarious. Download it for the laugh. Hashtag BANTS. ####

Within a few days, swiping left or right will be your second language. OWN IT.

5) Get super duper drunk and call your ex.

Okay, get so drunk that you’re like EX-WHO?!?!

But make sure your phone is safely in a hidden pocket that your drunk self probably won’t find. Calling your ex is a classic mistake…and we’re too megga sassy for that kinda’ thing.

6) Blast “Shoutout To My Ex” and any other break up song you could possibly think of over and over again.

Even your neighbours will start to wonder if they’re going through a break up too…

7) Talk to new people.

When you’re single, you realise there’s actually 7 billion more people you could be talking to. (And some of them are pretty cool.)

8) Watch all the chick flicks you own.

Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging? Check.

Clueless? Check.

Dirty Dancing? Check.

The dusty box under your bed crammed with soppy disney films? CHECK.

9) Enjoy the whole “omg shall i put a wink face or not??” and “how many kisses” hoo-har. 

Learn how to play the gaaaameee guuuurl. (Oh, and fyi, two kisses is always a go-to.)

10) Go to bed and wake up in the morning knowing that you only need yourself to make you happy.

And I promise you, that’s the only happy ending you will need.

Let me know if you have any other tips on how to be the happiest single going!



16 responses to “Putting the ‘I’ in SINGLE.”

  1. Melissa - Lou says:

    "Pizza cures all. Need I say more?" This is my new life motto of! Can I just say that this post was amazing! I'm so proud of you for overcoming a break up and so impressed at how nonchalant and cool you are about it! You go girl, you've got this and I can't wait to see what great stuff life has in plan for you! -Mwww.melissa-lou.com

    • Claire Walker says:

      haha perfect life motto! I might pin it on my wall 😉 but aww, thankyou so much for your lovely comment, it really made me smile. xx

  2. Kate Rose xo says:

    Go you!! Reading this post put the biggest smile on my face! I've always been single so I basically live by all these rules anyway, so hey and welcome to the single side! xKate// itskaterose.blogspot.com

  3. abbeylouisarose says:

    Claire, you're the best! I respect you so much for overcoming your breakup and embracing being single! I wholeheartedly agree that pizza cures all ills, and that while crying and letting out all your emotions is the best thing to do initially, you're absolutely doing the right thing by getting back out there! Proud of you, gal!Abbey 😇 http://www.abbeylouisarose.co.uk

  4. Sara Lou says:

    I know exactly what you mean! Sometimes a tough breakup can be the most empowering thing for a gal; and you're such a trooper. Good on you… go you!Sara | Saralouisaxo.blogspot.co.uk

  5. Foirell Kiri says:

    I love this post! Made me laugh but alll so true! Heres to being single *cocktails on deck* Foirell | http://www.citygirlrell.com

  6. Luxe Style says:

    I always found the best thing about being single was being able to spend lots of time with my friends and enjoy being by myself too xwww.luxestyle.co.uk

  7. Samantha Alice says:

    This is great. Yeah, being single after being in a relationship can seem scary but there are definitely perks. There's a lot more "me time" and a lot of time to do things for yourself! Friend focusing always helps fill the void.S .x ramblingsofayoungprgirl.blogspot.com

  8. Unknown says:

    You did really good work. I really appreciate your new and different post. Please guys keep it up and share with us some unique post in the futureMenmyshopCar StereoDouble Din Android PlayerHyepersonic Double Din PlayerHyundai Creta Double Din Player CBSE open schoolcbse privatebanzaraonjourneyAdj online

  9. Unknown says:

    surveillancekart security systemsurveillancekart cctv installation servicescp plusPestveda pest control servicesPestveda termite control servicedeziglyThe feedgasm Latest News And Breaking Newsquicksodeslatest news in hindi

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.